Cast Sushmita Sen as Shimmer Canhai Fardeen Khan as Tej "Donsai" Dhanraj Shahrukh Khan as Pawan Raj Gandhi (PRG) Ishita Sharma as Samarpreet Kapoor / Samara Capore Suchitra Pillai as Jasmine Johnny Lever as Hussain Bhai Tara Sharma as Tanvi Vivek Vaswani as Mr. Lawyer Howard Rosemeyer as Lotus (Shimmer's Cook) Mohit Chadda as Jigar Parikshat Sahni as Mr. Kapoor Beena Kak as Mrs. Gurnaam Kapoor Anushka Manchanda as Shyla (special appearance) Randhir Kapoor as Suraj Rattan Dhanraj (special appearance)
Cast Ali Zafar as Ali Hassan Pradhuman Singh as Noora / Osama Bin Laden Sugandha Garg as Zoya Khan Nikhil Ratnaparkhi as Gul Piyush Mishra as Majeed Rahul Singh as Qureishi Seema Bhargav as Shabbo Barry John as Ted Chirag Vohra as Lateef Chinmay Mandlekar as Usmaan Rajendra Sethi as Jamal Bhai (Travel agent) Harry Josh as a Security guard Masood Akhtar as Rahim Yaar Khan
Cast Akshay Kumar as Kishen Aishwarya Rai as Mala Aditya Roy Kapoor as Bunty Neha Dhupia as Mona Sudeepa Singh as Tanya Gonsalves Om Puri as Rai Bahadur Kirron Kher as Bholi Devi Rannvijay Singh as Kundan Rajpal Yadav as Bhiku Randhir Kapoor as Professor Anthony Gonsalves Alok Kumar as Sri Kumaran
Cast Emraan Hashmi as Jai Dixit / Suraj Bharadwaj Neha Sharma as Suhani Arjan Bajwa as Samarth Gulshan Grover as Inspector Joseph Kavin Dave as Romi Latti Shella Alan as Nicole Francis Chouler as Russell Mashhoor Amrohi as Golde Smilie Suri as Sheena (Special Appearance) Ibsa Kekeba as himself